Kuz

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Kuz is ARYAN
btw, if that matters

THIS PAGE IS KUUUUZYYY
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Kuz is a gem.


Kuz also known as Yuri Mikhailovich Kuznetsov (Юрий Михайлович Кузнецов) was the second admin of the Sharty who led the party. Some to this day believe kuz to be the greatest admin of all time on there (he was).[1] Kuz led the party in a unique way, he treated it as some describe it more like a company (he did own KolymaNet after all) than just a toy of sorts. Unlike froot the NIGGER he actually cared for his people.

Юрий Михайлович Кузнецов

History

Kuz was born somewhere around 1988 in Omsk oblast rvssia. Eventually growing up to become the aryan specimen that he was, he founded the KolymaNet also known as Kolyma Network. There he started buying all sorts of stuff, including image boards. His first image board that he owned was called devyach (9channel) a obscure russian image board. Over the years Kuz had aquired more and more image boards and other properties, one of which included a still considered rather small board named soyjak.party. To be exact, that moment was remembered as "The great purchase" where Kuz bought the sharty off of Soot for around $2.000[2] therefore starting a new chapter for the sharty. There kuz would change many things, improve many things and just overall change the sites future forever. One day Kuz had even learned about Ongezellig, which he then actually attempted to acquire from studio massa himself. Allegedly offering $200 at the time[3], Massa however did not take the offer seriously while kuz blamed the translator to be the reason why he couldn't acquire 'zellig. Eventually Kuz had (((mysteriously))) caught HIV which then eventually evolved into full blown AIDS causing him to step down and give it over to Doll who is best known for being a faggot nigger and ruining the sharty. And therefore ending kuzs chapter on the sharty. Sadly Kuz later died leaving us all confused on how to keep going without him...

Facts

  • Kuz was, is and always will be gemmy.
  • Kuz VILL live on in our hearts.
  • Kuz wabag.
  • Kuz is russian.
  • Kuz served in the military.

Reference

  1. because i said so nigger
  2. yeah i think it was something like that o algo
  3. snopes fact check statvs says this claim is not verified and therefore kuz could have actually offered way more or less who knows.