Maya

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Maya Schoppenboer (born September 21, 2003) is the gemmiest of gems to ever come to this planet known as earth. She comes from ‘zellig (Ongezellig) a Dutch cartoon made by a bronyfag cuck best known for alienating his international audience, decrying any and all merch, and sabotaging himself.

Early life:

Maya lived alone with her parents and her cat, Noga, who she loved very much. Thanks to her cat, Maya wasn't as depressed, as seen on the earlier images of her in deel 1. But some NIGGER (COCO) came in and had to ruin it all and make Maya feel isolated at home. From early on Maya had trouble communicating with others, but she is always comfortable online, leading to some believe her to have "autism" but we do not have any official confirmation about that (do not call her autistic).

Current day:

Maya does not have a cat anymore because of said kike. She also likes to spend time playing vidya and cuddling with her plush (which i replaced now btw if that matters)

Fun facts:

Maya’s favorite color is red

Maya likes to jump on her bed sometimes

Maya likes to play sims

Maya owns an iphone in red color (just like me)

Maya is the gemmiest of gems

Maya wabag maya won

she doesnt wear pants

Why maya is cutest:

Maya is the prettiest, the most brilliant and just best girl one could ever stumble across, she is completely perfect, brown skin with beautiful green eyes, dark long hair and a adorable face. She usually always looks at the floor or away from other people, very cute. She may be someone you would have to try hard to trust you, but she is someone who would love you if you would love her. Maya won.

On the kuzzy:

Maya is actually quite popular on the kuzzy (well as popular as something can get on there), multiple threads were made dedicated to her and her only, which interestingly enough only she managed to make happen on the kuzzy. Maya has already garnered probably over 500 posts already, not only that but the 20000 and 30000 GET on /soy/ (the kuzzy soy) were also maya wins. It is estimated that there are only 2-4 mayaGODS left on the kuzzy and at most 10 (chuddy) mayaGODS on this planet.



(INSERT HERE A GALERY WITH MAYA GEMS BECAUSE I HAVE NO CLUE HOW TO MAKE THAT ON HERE)