Maya

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Maya Schoppenboer (born September 21, 2003) is the gemmiest of gems to ever come to this planet known as earth. She comes from ‘zellig (Ongezellig) a Dutch cartoon made by a bronyfag cuck best known for alienating his international audience, decrying any and all merch, and sabotaging himself.

Early life:

Maya had like a cat and she loved the cat a lot actually. but some NIGGER came in and had to ruin it all what a shame. from early on maya had troubles communicating with others but also always had stronger connections to tech and other shit nobody cares about leading to some believe her to have "autism" but we do not have any official confirmation about that o algo. thanks to the cat maya wasn't as... depressed as some might call it, as seen on the earlier images of her in deel 1 or maybe she cared more to look better on those or was easier to convince to care.

Current day:

Maya does not have a cat anymore because of said kike. She also likes to spend time playing vidya and cuddling with her plush (which i replaced now btw if that matters)

Fun facts:

Maya’s favorite color is red

Maya likes to jump on her bed sometimes

Maya likes to play sims

Maya owns an iphone in red color (just like me)

Maya is the gemmiest of gems

Maya wabag maya won

Why maya mogs:

Maya is the prettiest, the most brilliant and just best girl one could ever stumble across, she is literally perfect, white with beautiful green eyes, dark long hair and a nice smile someone you could always love. She may be someone you would have to try hard to trust you, but she is someone who would love you if you would love her. Oh and she’s a SISA btw not even a, but rather THE sisa.

On the kuzzy:

Maya is actually quite popular on the kuzzy (well as popular as something can get on there), multiple threads were made dedicated to her and her only, which interestingly enough only she managed to make happen on the kuzzy. Maya has already garnered probably over 500 posts already, not only that but the 20000 and 30000 GET on /soy/ (the kuzzy soy) were also maya wins. It is estimated that there are only 2-4 mayaGODS left on the kuzzy and at most 10 (chuddy) mayaGODS on this planet.



(INSERT HERE A GALERY WITH MAYA GEMS BECAUSE I HAVE NO CLUE HOW TO MAKE THAT ON HERE)