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'''Maya Schoppenboer''' (born September 21, 2003) is the gemmiest of gems to ever come to this planet known as earth. She comes from [https://wiki.soyjak.st/Ongezellig ‘zellig (Ongezellig)] a Dutch cartoon made by a bronyfag cuck [https://wiki.soyjak.st/Best_known_for best known for] [https://wiki.soyjak.st/Truthnuke alienating his international audience, decrying any and all merch, and sabotaging himself.] | '''Maya Schoppenboer''' (born September 21, 2003<ref>2003 has never been confirmed but its probably something like that yeah</ref>) is the gemmiest of gems to ever come to this planet known as earth. She comes from [https://wiki.soyjak.st/Ongezellig ‘zellig (Ongezellig)] a Dutch cartoon made by a bronyfag cuck [https://wiki.soyjak.st/Best_known_for best known for] [https://wiki.soyjak.st/Truthnuke alienating his international audience, decrying any and all merch, and sabotaging himself.] | ||
[[File:Maya_wabag.png]] | == '''Life:''' == | ||
[[File:Maya_wabag.png|thumb|oh my sisa...]] | |||
=== Early life: === | === Early life: === | ||
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Maya does not have a cat anymore because of said kike. She also likes to spend time playing vidya and cuddling with her plush [[Schizophrenia| (which i replaced now btw if that matters)]] | Maya does not have a cat anymore because of said kike. She also likes to spend time playing vidya and cuddling with her plush [[Schizophrenia| (which i replaced now btw if that matters)]] | ||
=== Fun facts: | == '''Why maya is cutest:''' == | ||
Maya is the prettiest, the most brilliant and just best girl one could ever stumble across, she is completely perfect, brown skin with beautiful green eyes, dark long hair and a adorable face. She usually always looks at the floor or away from other people, very cute. She may be someone you would have to try hard to trust you, but she is someone who would love you if you would love her. [[Fact|Maya won.]] | |||
== '''Presence on the kuzzy:''' == | |||
Maya is actually quite popular on the kuzzy (as popular as something can get on there), [https://archive.ph/RsfjJ multiple] [https://archive.ph/tcm52 threads] were made dedicated to her and her only, which interestingly enough only she managed to make happen on the kuzzy. Throughout both of the threads solely dedicated to her, Maya has garnered over 500 posts, and both the 20000 and 30000 GETs on kuzzy /soy/. It is estimated that there are only 2-4 mayaGODS left on the kuzzy and at most 10 (chuddy) mayaGODS on this planet. | |||
Maya can also be quite a contentious topic on the Kuzzy. Many people leak at the sight of Maya threads (including a janny who at one point forced maya into /nate/ niggerhell) and gorespam and seething mass replies are commonplace in maya threads as a result of that. | |||
Kuz has never shared his opinions on Maya, but he has added an ongezellig banner, and expressed interest in attempting to buy ongezellig from massa. | |||
== '''Fun facts:''' == | |||
Maya’s favorite color is red | Maya’s favorite color is red | ||
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Maya is the gemmiest of gems | Maya is the gemmiest of gems | ||
Maya | Maya WABAG, Maya won | ||
she doesnt wear pants | she doesnt wear pants | ||
=== (INSERT HERE A | === (INSERT HERE A GALLERY WITH MAYA GEMS BECAUSE I HAVE NO CLUE HOW TO MAKE THAT ON HERE) === | ||
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Revision as of 22:03, 18 August 2025
Maya Schoppenboer (born September 21, 2003[1]) is the gemmiest of gems to ever come to this planet known as earth. She comes from ‘zellig (Ongezellig) a Dutch cartoon made by a bronyfag cuck best known for alienating his international audience, decrying any and all merch, and sabotaging himself.
Life:
Early life:
Maya lived alone with her parents and her cat, Noga, who she loved very much. Thanks to her cat, Maya wasn't as depressed, as seen on the earlier images of her in deel 1. But some NIGGER (COCO) came in and had to ruin it all and make Maya feel isolated at home. From early on Maya had trouble communicating with others, but she is always comfortable online, leading to some believe her to have "autism" but we do not have any official confirmation about that (do not call her autistic).
Current day:
Maya does not have a cat anymore because of said kike. She also likes to spend time playing vidya and cuddling with her plush (which i replaced now btw if that matters)
Why maya is cutest:
Maya is the prettiest, the most brilliant and just best girl one could ever stumble across, she is completely perfect, brown skin with beautiful green eyes, dark long hair and a adorable face. She usually always looks at the floor or away from other people, very cute. She may be someone you would have to try hard to trust you, but she is someone who would love you if you would love her. Maya won.
Presence on the kuzzy:
Maya is actually quite popular on the kuzzy (as popular as something can get on there), multiple threads were made dedicated to her and her only, which interestingly enough only she managed to make happen on the kuzzy. Throughout both of the threads solely dedicated to her, Maya has garnered over 500 posts, and both the 20000 and 30000 GETs on kuzzy /soy/. It is estimated that there are only 2-4 mayaGODS left on the kuzzy and at most 10 (chuddy) mayaGODS on this planet.
Maya can also be quite a contentious topic on the Kuzzy. Many people leak at the sight of Maya threads (including a janny who at one point forced maya into /nate/ niggerhell) and gorespam and seething mass replies are commonplace in maya threads as a result of that.
Kuz has never shared his opinions on Maya, but he has added an ongezellig banner, and expressed interest in attempting to buy ongezellig from massa.
Fun facts:
Maya’s favorite color is red
Maya likes to jump on her bed sometimes
Maya likes to play sims
Maya owns an iphone in red color (just like me)
Maya is the gemmiest of gems
Maya WABAG, Maya won
she doesnt wear pants
(INSERT HERE A GALLERY WITH MAYA GEMS BECAUSE I HAVE NO CLUE HOW TO MAKE THAT ON HERE)
- ↑ 2003 has never been confirmed but its probably something like that yeah
